Valentine’s Day is the day of love. Compassion. And if you’re lucky, maybe a little more. What better way to spend
V-Day than finally putting aside our differences. To not just be Cadillac lovers, but car lovers too.
Typography: Mark Vanleeuwn
The first shout-out went to Mercedes-Benz with a poignant plea to make the long distance relationship work.
Sadly, Mercedes didn’t feel the same because the impassioned post was met with cruel silence. Ouch.
Sensing the relationship was over, we tossed a top-shelf low-brow pick-up line to BMW. Amazingly, it worked.
The BMW love affair was short-lived because we tried sweet-talking Tesla as well, but the electricity just wasn't there.
For that matter, our advances towards Audi and Lexus were also rebuffed. Though if we’re honest, Lexus should’ve been well and truly flattered by our comments.
Still looking for love, we tossed a sexy "meow" to Jaguar. That’s when things got weird.
CD CW: Mike Maher
ACD AD: Steffany WIlson
CW: Max Mitrani